Wednesday, February 14, 2007

I forsake Jesus for John K.

Hello everybody!

Golly gosh, this is so exciting (for me that is!). I finally get to tell the world about my unabiding, and likely clinically insane, love for all things John Kricfalusi (pronounced Chris Fah Lucy). I follow all his posts on his golden blog (at www.johnkstuff.blogspot.com) religiously and espouse his opinions blindly. WORSHIP HIM, FOOLS! Oops, forgive me. I didn't mean to get so dogmatic, but one can't help it when one joins the "Cult of Kricfalusi!" Maybe you can join too, as long as you don't brook any disagreements with my Lord God John. THEY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!

(I assume you already know that John K creates animated cartoons. If not, I pity you.)

-- Heck L.

20 comments:

Jorge Garrido said...

This irony isn't original at all, Mark.

J. J. Hunsecker said...

Hello, Jorge.

Nice of you to visit! Make yourself comfortable.

Who said I was trying to be original? I only want to parrot what the (quiver) GREAT AND ALMIGHT JOHN K says! Teach me O Lord Kricfalusi so that I may learn!

Also, what's this irony you speak of?

J. J. Hunsecker said...

Oops, that should read "ALMIGHTY" with a Y. Damn typos!

Jorge Garrido said...

Unlike some people I don't consider the occasional typo a big deal.

I never said you were trying to be original, but we've heard the "Ironic praise of John K" bit (as well as references to Jesus, Holy Prophets, Messiahs, Saviour, puns regarding "Kric-tians" and John Christfalusi, and plentiful references to fellatio) at least five times this month. Sheesh...

"What's with the name-calling towards Thad Komorowski? I thought you were better than that, Jorge. Now I don't know what to believe in... "

He banned me from GoldenAgeCartoons.com for comparing him to his arch-enemy John K (in the Roadrunner Rules thread where he proved that Clampett labelling a personal copy of a model sheet was an act of PLAGIARISM!!) My posts were also deleted.

Plus he`s smug, and I hate that.

And no, I'm not better than anything, I'm extremely immature.

J. J. Hunsecker said...

Well, at least you're honest about your immaturity, Jorge.

I wish I could have more sympathy with you regarding some of the insults you and others have endured for being fans of Kricfalusi. But in all honestly I found some of them to be funny, especially "Kric-tians" and John Christfalusi.

I'm not suggesting that you're this way but there are plenty of John K fans out there who are rather blindly loyal and parrot everyting the man says, as if he were an idol and not a human being. It's almost cultish. You've probably read their comments yourself.


Thad banned you from GAC? I didn't know he had that kind of power. You young kids sure are all hot-headed. I still don't think it's right to resort to name calling, though. Plus, Thad has helped me out in the past with old cartoons, so I got to stick up for him. (I also like his blog.)

The label of 'smug' could apply to just about anyone on these animation blogs and forums.

Jorge Garrido said...

>Well, at least you're honest about your immaturity, Jorge.

Hell, I'm proud of it.

>I wish I could have more sympathy with you regarding some of the insults you and others have endured for being fans of Kricfalusi. But in all honestly I found some of them to be funny, especially "Kric-tians" and John Christfalusi.

No sympathy required, being a fan of John K is no burden.

>I'm not suggesting that you're this way but there are plenty of John K fans out there who are rather blindly loyal and parrot everyting the man says, as if he were an idol and not a human being. It's almost cultish.

Some would say I'm one of those guys, but then I point to the fact that John K's blog is the only place where I can be accused of being a Spumco fanboy and a Spumco hater. The same goes for you.

I prefer to think of myself as honest. I honestly think John K is a genius, not becasue anyone told me to think so. And if John K makes a cartoon I dislike, I say so.

>Thad banned you from GAC? I didn't know he had that kind of power.

lol, John K said the same thing. He was a mod.

>The label of 'smug' could apply to just about anyone on these animation blogs and forums.

Please, there are lots of good ones.

We don't all have to be Soqturtle or Thad Komowroski.

You're one of the good ones, Mark. Post some drawings.

Thad K said...

Hi Jorge,

You were banned for your admission of hatred for homosexuals by another moderator, which believe me, I am angry over, as I would have gladly done so myself. Intolerance is not tolerated.

Instead of your homepage being ALL KINDS OF STUFF maybe you should change it to THIS.

Love,
Thad

Jorge Garrido said...

Thad, you're sounding more like Barrier everyday. He pulled the same dictionary gag a few weeks ago. If you're gonna talk to me, post it on my blog, not Mark's.

Did you miss the irony of not tolerating non-tolerance, or do you admit that it's dumb to be intolerant of others' political/religous views? Especially when such a large portion of the Globe is Christian, Jewish, and Muslim and all three religions say it's wrong.

Thad K said...

Intolerance and discrimination are not political/religious views. It is ignorance.

J. J. Hunsecker said...

Hey, Jorge,

You're welcome to post on my blog, but watch the homophobia, please. I have friends and relatives who are gay. It wasn't a choice on their part and it's not 'wrong' or immoral to be homosexual. In fact, it's part of nature.

Do you think it's possible that the man made religions might be the ones that are wrong?

Anonymous said...

"It wasn't a choice on their part and it's not 'wrong' or immoral to be homosexual. In fact, it's part of nature."

Yes,its a part of nature just like mental retardation is,its a genetic flaw! it isnt NATURAL.
If men were meant to have sex with men,there women wouldnt exist!
I respect other peoples rights to live their lives as they see fit,as long as they dont throw force it into mine.
I have to agree with Jorge,I have noticed that those who preach "tolerance" and the most intolerant of all.
anytime someone with morals disagrees with them the become unhinged and verbally assault you.
The fact is that most religions do state clearly that it is both un-natural and a sin to lust after the same sex,and for you to question and be intolerant of other peoples religous beliefs yet deny them the right to question your "lifestyle choice" is completely hypocritical of you! or dont you see this.
and to the "guy" Thad who said "Intolerance and discrimination are not political/religious views. It is ignorance."
No ignorance is putting incompatible body parts together,women and men were made for that.

you are the one who needs to learn tolerance.
We all have the right to our own opinion,you need to respect that without throwing a hissy fit

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, this is so awesome.

Sheldon Twinkle said...

John K is ok,I love ren and stimpy,but he thinks he's cartoon Moses, why doesnt he just animate goddamned 2 minute cartoon by himself
-he's all talk.

-call me a prude but how he goes out with high school girls when he's in his 50's is a bit creepy.

Cirila said...

Good for people to know.

Kelly Toon said...

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michaelschott said...

Fuck John K! Ren and Stimpy is totally crap. Tiny Toons is a masterpiece. And Looney is ok but Tiny Toons is much better.

michaelschott said...

Let me think öhm Tiny Toons is fucking brillant and Ren and Stimpy öhm nothing mentionable. pants,incompetend producer,grotty jokes,lousy animated and to need like a hole in the head. Any Questions?

Anonymous said...

Sorry for bumping this but I have to agree with Jorge. Thad had me banned as well, because I was attacking him for writing malicious tags. I admit there was misconduct on my part but I wrote the Malicious Tags thread to counter things like this. Again the moderators love him.

I've always wondered how you can love this. But Jon Cooke seems to be turning a blind eye.

http://forums.goldenagecartoons.com/showthread.php?t=16559

Faking John K's death is disgusting at best, J.J. I apologize for this because I know Thad is loved, but come on.

I will tip my hat to Thad for help preserving history but hes just about at the same level of maturity as anyone who rants on list serves. Being a proficient historian doesn't make you the most mature person in the world, I have seen several biographers and historians carry emotional baggage.

Again this is not to bash Thad but to tell you guys the truth John has been around decades longer and deserves some respect to a greater degree than those who have been here for a fraction of that time. How I got banned for doing less reprehensible things than faking a death is a mystery to me.

Anonymous said...

I posted the thread on the watercooler combating against malicious tags and forms of harassment which Lee Glover supposedly supported. He banned me two days later not grasping that that was the reason why I didn't conduct myself properly.

Anonymous said...

I apologize for an improper introduction I was formerly MadAboutMGM. I respect you J.J. and will tip my hat to Thad. That a kid as young as him is interested in the intricacies of the animation is already an accomplishment.

Though again I see the attacks on John K worse than anything I ever did on that site. Ever since Pearl Pureheart scandal things have gone downhill on the website, mods take sides with certain users and people think its perfectly fine to act with discourse. Ray Pointer who is a friend of mine left in disgust as did others.